The best day of my life...
When I was little, we had electricity regimes. That's when my grandpa taught me how to play chess. Nowadays blackouts are rare, thankfully, but it's hard to find a chess partner. But today a miracle happened... Today the power stopped in my block (only we didn't have power, I'm lucky like that). It was around 14:00 o'clock, friends at school, I'm sick... don't have to leave the apartment. I was just making popcorn, planning to eat it while watching anime on my phone, but as I was about to sit on my turbo chair, I felt like I was accelerating to light speed... no! I didn't miss the chair... the time seemed to pass slower with every moment, my legs were shaking and couldn't hold me anymore, like my weight had increased a few times. All of this, caused by an enemy, that is second only to BSOD... the sparkling message "unsupported file"
stained my beautiful 4" superamoled display ... and then a miracle happened. While I was pissing due to boredom, I felt the urge to clean my room... I grabbed my phone, saw that the next song in my playlist is ひとつだけ / Only One by Scandal. And that's when I realized that I had Only One thing left to do and that it's to actually... CLEAN... MY... ROOM *extremely dangerous motivation face* . So I put on my headphones, played the track and I really did clean my room... the whole room, even thou I actually lost my life in the process. I will never again try to clean the top of the wardrobe. It turned out, if you grab the wardrobe, you will make things worse... it will unexpectedly fall over you, instead of save you... and will open more work for you urghhh. I still can't believe it. The probability of this happening (the cleaning part, not the falling part.. it's probability is near certainty) was as high as the quantum theory being correct. Usually, when I feel like working, I simply lay in my bed and wait for it to pass. After all, if the work is important - someone else will do it. If it's not important - who cares if it's done. .lol. Hahaha, a new philosophy, born due to boredom, caused by power-outage.
And that's how the day was saved, once again... Oh, wait, wrong story.
Btw, don't get the wrong impression, actually I'm not lazy... that much xD. The story is based on today's events, but it's spiced up for a more dramatic effect :D.