These are some random quotes from them over the years that have cracked me up, though they're probably funnier with full context
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Mami:"Play nothing but E chords!"
When asked by a cover band guitarist how to play accurately. Think this was in 2018 or 2019?
Tomomi: "Back when we first stopped wearing uniforms, we probably never thought we'd be wearing them again ten years later now."
Honey tour Hong Kong 2018 interview (they were all wearing matching pink outfits from their Feedback brand)
Tomomi:"I remember I waited Haruna for a loooong time. Why? She was making a teddy bear. Do you still have it?"
Haruna: "Umm maybe somewhere."
Tomomi: "Too bad."
Hello World Tour 2015, Anaheim, in English
Rina:"We also went to Universal Studio. Because I love Jurassic Park. I bought a huge T-rex and I carried everywhere. But one day, he was broken. I'm so so sad."
Hello World Tour 2015, Anaheim, in English
Mami:"I feel uneasy. We will have to practise every night."
if Haruna plays drums and Mami plays bass for Scandal
Hello World Tour 2015 Hong Kong interview
Rina:"I was taught it's dangerous to throw your phone without erasing data, but I didn't know how to erase the data, so I broke my phone with a hammer."
Melodix interview from 2014 I think
Haruna:"Rumours like these are probably because of Rina."
After being asked on a talkshow about rumours there are romantic relationships within the band in 2012
Mami: "When I heard that, my heart melted. I felt like I could die a happy girl."
After hearing that one of her idols Kanyon from SMILEAGE gave a shout-out to Scandal on TV in 2011
Mami: "I'm going to sleep with this."
After receiving a handwritten note from her other idol Sayumi Michishige in 2011
Tomomi:"Difficult."
When describing playing the bass
AFA 2009 or 2010, in English